NEW ITEM OF THE WEEK – IMAGINE YOUR PARENTS FUCKING
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I know most of you would like to believe that your parents have only had sex once. Maybe twice if you have a sibling. Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the reality is that your parents are probably getting infinitely more sex than you are. I mean, think about it – Do you know where they are right now? Seriously, what’s that strange noise coming from upstairs while you’re down in the basement ordering crap on the internet? It might sound like someone’s clubbing a baby seal, but it’s probably just dad getting his Father’s Day present a bit early.You might as well stop fighting the visual and wear our new “Imagine Your Parents Fucking” T-shirt proudly. It might not make you sleep any easier, but at least the next person you see on the street will be scarred for life, too. You’re welcome. |
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