NEW ITEM OF THE WEEK – EATIN’ AIN’T CHEATIN’
| NEW ITEM OF THE WEEK – EATIN’ AIN’T CHEATIN’ | |
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President Bill Clinton once brilliantly called oral sex “An advanced massage technique”. In other words, “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’”. Now, we live in an advanced and enlightened society with equal rights and we’ve arrived at a unique moment in American history. There’s a chance that one of you ladies out there just may turn out to be our First Female President and you want to make sure your wardrobe is in order. Show America that you’re ready to lead a staff of hot interns with your very own “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’” Thong from Sik World. Although some crazy people out there (some call them “husbands” or “boyfriends”) may believe that any kind of sexual conduct outside the relationship is cheating, most logical people (some call them “ex-Presidents”) know that oral sex is not sex and therefore doesn’t count. Who are we to argue official policy? You can tackle that one in your second term. Good luck, Madame President. |
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